As Michael Musto is reporting today, Ocean Wednesdays at Splash in NYC features a little something new "in the absence of the WPA": slutty gay rentboys/strippers aggressively offering lap dances to any patrons in a seated position downstairs. One even showed all his goods to a prospective client as a sales tactic -- one familiar to streetwalkers throughout the ages. Yes, gents, Generation Y (a.k.a The Show-Me Generation -- copyright Le Fag) is making us proud. In these tough economic times, when half of these boys are probably unemployed, college-educated graphic designers or similar, they are stepping up their games and making a little cash the old-old-fashioned way. Almost brings a tear to our eye.