Creepy Swimwear for the Less Endowed (NSFW)

Click to enlarge.We happened upon this site, KoalaSwim, which specializes in tiny manthongs that, mysteriously, are supposed to enhance tiny packages. In actual fact, they just draw attention to one's little dick by being a) fugly, and b) asinine. Are you seeing this shit?

But perhaps it's the kink factor involved in their construction that is what sets them apart. (They actually have something called a "mangina bikini" that is meant to transform your junk into a camel toe. No joke.) After the jump, take a glimpse of some of these bizarre contraptions with hidden straps, as well a peek into their somewhat sad porn section, KoalaMensClub, which reminds us just how glad we are we don't live in Northern Florida or similar.

We'll admit that the main model is mildly hot in a backwoodsy sort of way, and doesn't have the smallest cock we've ever seen. However, some of the photos do show closeups someone with a flaccid needle dick getting strapped into one of these contraptions, just to illustrate their point.

This is called the "girth thong."

Girth thong, detail shot. Yikes, right? And how would this make things look bigger?

The "Cock Fantasy" suit. More like "cock compromise" if you ask us.

...And this would be the "Mangina biniki." Please lord, take it away.

This piece of glittery lingerie is called "Cream Stick."

An illustration of the "cream stick's" inner workings.

And this would be Michael Eros from Koala Men's Club. He probably did this JO scene in exchange for half a pack of cigs and a few car wash tokens.