BBC to Do Boy George Biopic, Complete With Smack

Well George, it may be time to retire. The BBC has announced the production of a new Boy George biopic starring Gavin & Stacy's Mat Horne as Jon Moss, the Culture Club drummer who diddled George in the early days. Newcomer Douglas Booth will play George. It's bound to be a coke- and smack-filled affair, and we hope it airs on BBC America.

We're really sorry, George. Not unlike receiving a lifetime achievement award, when they start making made-for-TV biopics about you, you might be done. [UKPA via Google]