Today in Amazing: Dick Slangin

What's that you say? You don't believe that a bunch of guys in a room, dancing with their shirts off and making their dicks swing around to the music (under their shorts) is necessarily gay? We feel pretty confident in saying that at least one or two of the dudes in this video are gay, be they on the DL or not, including the dude whose idea it was to invent this dance and shoot this video. It's called Dick Slang, because, as the Awl tries to explain in their white-people way, "It would seem to be because it's a sort of past-tense version of the verb 'sling,' which, OK, sure." We would you argue that one could slang their dick in the present, and to perform this dance would be "dick slangin," but yes, we are white too. Surprise. [The Awl via Queerty]