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Saturday
Jul172010

A Suggestion For Lindsay's Prison Time: Knit a Poncho

Everyone knows the key to a great comeback after a stint of jail time is a stylish knit poncho, so today we offer Lindsay Lohan this handy pattern and instructions for making just such a poncho. Lindsay's lawyer says the wizened young lady will be starting to serve her 90-day sentence on Thursday, so we suggest she stock up on yarn now.

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Our favorite quote ever: "Don't ever say this to me. 'Are you OK?' It's like yeah, motherfucker, I'm fine." - Ms. Lohan ca. 2006

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