The list of nominees for Logo's NewNowNext Awards -- their annual small-scale foray into MTV VMA-like hip-awards-ceremony land -- are out, and they're as boring as ever. They have categories like "'Cause You're Hot" and "Brink of Fame Actor" where we're assuming they're just trying their luck at getting Andrew Garfield or Joe Manganiello to show up to something so they can cop a feel. And then there's categories like "Most Addictive Reality Star" and "Next Must-See Movie" where we're like, wow guys, this really is like an awards show two twelve-year-old girls would have in their basement. Anyway, we still can't decide whether to be hurt or relieved not to be included (yet again) among the nominees for the #zOMG Internet Award. The show happens in New York sometime next month, and then airs on Logo on April 11.