Madonna Shows Up to Hug Oprah Goodbye, Every Gay in the Arena Plotzes and Dies

We're sure Jeffery and Patrick were among the gays and ladies losing their ever-effing minds yesterday when Madge walked out on stage at one of Oprah's final shows, being shot at the United Center in Chicago, which is filled with thousands of O's "most loyal fans." Even Oprah herself looks surprised, but she should know by now that even if Lady Diana rises from the grave and walks out on stage in vintage Vivienne Westwood she shouldn't be shocked, because she's fucking Oprah. Madonna says Oprah's the only living, self-made woman who she looks up to. Also, she says Oprah has balls. She sounds like she means actual balls. [Boy Culture]