Guess Who's All Grown Up?
June 15, 2011 at 10:40 PM ;)
Sit down because we don't even know how to properly tell you this.
The photo to the left of arguably grade-A porn-worthy twink meat is Chris Crocker. As in internet "celebrity" Chris Crocker. As in "Leave Britney Alone" Chris Crocker. Now gently lift your jaw up off the floor and click the jump link because we've got a whole lot of crazy to tell you.
You may remember Chris from September 2007 (if not earlier) when his Leave Britney video went viral, receiving 35 million views and 500,000 comments. After his 15 minutes ended, the world threw all things related to Miss Chris into the meme-heap in the sky, never to have to be subjected to s/him again. But Chris wasn't through with us; oh, no.
In the past four years he has gone from this to this:
We repeat, this to this:
Not only that, but he apparently is a big ol' top and is scheduled to star in his first porn this summer. More info can be gathered from his tumblr blog as well as all the dick pics he's been posting lately. He even has a (we can't even) song out which, yes, is as awful as you'd imagine.
Feel free to comment on this story because I'm at a loss for words. Is it possible that if Chris Crocker were a deaf mute we'd hit it? Oh God make it stop!
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Reader Comments (2)
Work those Instagram filters, baby!
Boys from the south have this weird look to them, I can't describe it, but Chris definitely has it. So, I mean, he'd be hot, if it weren't for whatever still makes him look sketchy.