Why Are We Still Watching 'The A-List'? Because We Are Idiots

Even Rodiney in spandex can't save this shit.We've avoided talking about it. We're probably even going to regret admitting it. But we've been watching the second season of Logo's The A-List: New York because we like to laugh at gay people and in the stubborn hope that it might, maybe, turn interesting. But for those who have stupidly been doing the same, you already know the answer: it hasn't. In fact, this is some of the worst television we've ever seen, and that's saying quite a lot given this past decade of reality-TV ridiculousness. Austin almost posed for Playgirl but didn't. That bitch Derek is starting a spray-tan line called Tansexual which he thinks is going to make him rich. Rodiney continues to try to speak English. And the new girl, Nyasha -- who they only threw in the mix because she's loud and everyone else had already proved too fucking boring, even though it's clear none of them want to be friends with her -- is just a silly ho who talks too much. By far the most interesting that's happened, didn't even happen on screen -- Reichen showed his cock on a webcam and someone took a screenshot, and then they talked about it a lot on the show. The stupid drama about whether or not Austin and Derek could still be BFFs even though they've barely known each other two years and probably weren't BFFs anyway? Ugh. Why are we even still talking about this. Kill us now. We've lost hours of our lives to these vapid,  people, and we want to sue Logo to get paid for our time. Please, someone, flip a table, or kill themselves, otherwise we might have to.

Anyway, here's Rodiney taking his "sexy dance" class. Even this shit can't save the show, even though he says, "To be sexy, it's ease." (See Also Gay Housewives Have Stupid Fights on Gawker)

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