Tim Burton Returns With 'Dark Shadows,' Starring Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer

Get ready, kids. Long before there was Twin Peaks or Lost, television viewers were forced to endure hours of painful acting on Dark Shadows, spawning the first dark cult classic of TV. Now, Tim Burton brings a hilarious looking Dark Shadows adaptation to the big screen, featuring a cast including Michelle Pfeiffer, Johnny Lee Miller, Helena Bonham Carter, and the great Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins. And he looks really gay in that makeup.