By now, if you're a homosexual, you've surely seen this photo of American rower and bronze medal-winner Henrik Rummel, who officially has given Bjorn Barrefors a run for his money for the prize of Tastiest Bulge at the Olympics. (Sidebar: We kind of love how this Olympics has been ALL ABOUT the perving over bulges, swimwear, and male ass, as aided by Facebook and everyone's obsession with discussing everything on the internet, and it's way more pronounced than it was in '08. But we digress.) Gawker posted this pic yesterday, insisting that Rummel was sporting an erection as he accepted his medal alongside his less well endowed teammates. But no, as of today, with the entire internet drooling over his junk, Rummel insists he was not hard. That enormous thing is just his flaccid penis, and he points it upward like that because why? Because it's huge.
Gawker goes on, however, to do this photo analysis where they insist, no, it's just a normal size flaccid penis. But we have to disagree. His teammates have average packages. You can compare and constrast right there. Rummel is a big, strapping, gorgeous viking of a man, and he's got dick for days. His girlfriend or wife or whatever is kept very happy. That is all.