Please Enjoy This Video of 'Twilight' Actor Bronson Pelletier Pissing in an Airport

Bronson Pelletier, whom we believe is gay (he was recently arrested at Gym Bar in WeHo for public intoxication), is kind of a problem drunk! The actor who portrays Jared in the Twilight franchise got kicked off a flight just before Christmas for being too drunk. Then he proceeded to whip out his peen and piss all over the gate area while a number of onlookers watched, and recorded the whole thing. Sadly TMZ's video blurs out the peen, but here you go. [TMZ]

Jeffery and Cole Give Us a Christmas Spectacular

Jeffery Self and Cole Escola, keepers of all things camp for the Millennial generation, were stuck in New Orleans for weeks shooting a new movie, the details of which we do not know. And in their hotel room (and several other locations), they took time out to bestow unto YouTube a Christmas Spectacular. Yes, and in the midst of it, they come up with a new term for the taint inspired by a Broadway star: the Marin Mazzie.

The Sweeney Sisters' Xmas Medley (SNL ca. 1986)

What we wouldn't give to have Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn back on SNL. Anyway, you should watch this every year on Christmas Eve like we do. "Who are you calling a ding-a-ling?!"

Gay Men's Chorus of L.A. Sings "Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth"

The Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles teamed up with a group of kids from the Creative Planet School for the Arts to do this rendition of the "Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth" medley that originated with Bing Crosby and David Bowie in a 1977 TV special. They dedicated the number to the families of the slain children of Newtown, Connecticut. [Queerty]

Tom Daley, Topless, With Mistletoe

Because Olympic diver Tom Daley just can't stop being the twink with the mostest, here he is in some new British ad campaign that may as well be jackoff material. Oh, sorry British tweens. We know you think he's yours. But no. We will never let him go. [via WeHo Confidential]

Cheyenne Jackson's New Video Is Way Gay, Everyone

Broadway baby Cheyenne Jackson, who we would do in a heartbeat just for the record, has a new single "Don't Wanna Know," and now there's a video. It's a country-ish pop song that's basically about gay infidelity, or a lost love he's hung up on, and the video features a lot of cute dance numbers and one very hot "construction worker." 

Trailer Trash: Pedro Almodovar's 'I'm So Excited'

We're pretty excited about this, we must say.

Drag Race Season 5 Contestant Jinkx Monsoon Parodies Fergie

Well, the anticipation is high for the next season of Rupaul's Drag Race, i.e. the most popular show about drag queens in the history of television. It premieres in January, we already know that SF's own Honey Mahogany is going to steal the show, but here's sloppy Seattle queen Jinkx Monsoon doing a drag parody of "Fergalicious," called, of course, "Jinkxalicious." [WOW]

One Direction's Louis Tomlinson Sounds Snippy About BF Harry's 'Relationship' With Taylor Swift

You've no doubt heard the rumors that boy band twinks of the moment Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction are actually boyfriends. Tomlinson may have tried to quash those rumors earlier this year, for publicity's sake, but he's not doing so well at keeping the secret in this little interview snippet -- preserved forever as an animated gif — in which a reporter asks him to comment on Harry's new, much photographed romance with Taylor Swift. Ooo, gurl. [Sinister Lava via WOW]

Best YouTubery of the Week: 'Welcome to My Bath House' by Deven Green

LA comedienne Deven Green, made most internet-famous for her hi-larious 2007 parody of Brenda Dickson's 1980s VHS wonder Welcome to My Home -- a new copy of which has, despite Dickson's perennial litigiousness, popped up on Funny or Die -- is back again with a new thing of beauty. It's called Welcome to My Bath House, and it's a redubbed and edited version of a self-help tape Angela Lansbury made in the 80s. And it involves a nearly nude Lansbury bathing. Also, she exercises. 

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San Francisco Named Third Sluttiest City Behind WeHo, D.C.

This poll may not be the most scientific, but the Match.com for sugar daddies known as Seeking Arrangement has done a poll of its 11,000 gay members and found that West Hollywood ranks number one in a list of sluttiest U.S. cities? The poll asked how many gay men in the city join dating sites just to hook up, and how many had 10 or more sexual partners in the course of a year. D.C. came in second, and San Francisco, which we've always known was damn slutty, came in third. Surprisingly, New York comes in a lowly eighth, behind San Diego (?!), so we have to wonder a little about the reliability of this poll. Like all those New York queens are so relationship-oriented? Whatever. They're just more adept liars. And the West Coast likes to own its sluttiness. [Queerty]

Ethel Merman Sings 'Tomorrow' on a Sesame Street Xmas Special ca. 1978

YouTube, she keeps on giving. Behold this little gem in which Ethel Merman tries to perk up a depressed Sesame Street crew after Oscar the Grouch has gotten them down, from 1978's "A Special Sesame Street Christmas." Watch how she really perks up and goes crazy-eyed when her music starts. Also, "Imogene [Coca]. What's the matter? You look like an idiot."

Chloe Sevigny Brings Us Her 'Twelve Days of Xmas'

Oh, yay. This year for Xmas we get Chloe Sevigny doing the 12 Days of Christmas her way. And what do you think her true love gave her on the eleventh day of Chreestmahs? "A harem of murmurs, a murder of crows, and Mamie Gummer."

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Davey Wavey Illustrates New Sex Positions Using Two Twink Friends

Observe: Shirt-averse vlogger Davey Wavey, a.k.a. Rhode Island born David Jakes, today gives us this delightful demo of some creative sex positions that we doubt he's ever tried. He uses twink couple Ashton and Patrick as models, and we appreciate the effort. Also, we still can not look away when his tits are on screen. They remain, as ever, mesmerizing.

It Gets Gayer: They Made a Medley of 'Let's Have a Kiki' and 'Turkey Lurkey Time' on 'Glee'

Holy. Shit. Please feel free to tune out right now if you aren't, in fact, a 100%, Scissor Sisters-humming, musical-theater-loving, Chris Colfer-adoring, gold-star gay. Even if you are you might find what we're about to share with you an atrocity of epically gay proportions. But in case you missed it, on last night's Glee, Sarah Jessica Parker returned (as Kurt's Vogue editor boss Isabelle Kempt), along with Shangela and Ana Matronic, to have a kiki with Kurt and Rachel in a New York loft. Hearing SJP do the "and by bitch I mean this rain" line made us kind of screw up our face with discomfort, but anyway, wow. Then Rachel leads some gals in a quick rendition of "Turkey-Lurkey Time" (our favorite fucked up holiday song ever, by far), because why not. We're pretty sure about half of gay America fell off their couches last night and either died or cried. See it below.

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Jeffery and Cole Really Hate 'Bunheads'

Jeffery Self and Cole Escola (of the late Jeffery and Cole Casserole) are reuinited in a hotel room in New Orleans (Jeffery now lives in L.A.) for this little video in which they reiterate what they've always said, concurring with Angus T. Jones: Stop watching Two and a Half Men. Also, there is much more on television that you should really stop watching. Seriously.