Hot British Rowers Get Naked For Anti-Bullying Charity

Sold. This is the fourth year that the Warwick Rowing Club's seniors have stripped naked for a calendar, and bless their hearts and uncut British wangs, it's all for an anti-homophobia charity that combats bullying. And in the video, you can kind of see some peeks of scrotum, and quite a lot of supple white skin. Enjoy.

And Here's Tom Daley Doing the Mobot in a Speedo, on a Diving Platform

It's true. It's hard to stop watching Tom Daley as he jumps, girates, and dances around in that little Speedo. He is the dream of twinkdom. And he is ours. (This has something to do with this, btw.) [via OMGblog]

Yoko Ono Unveils Clothing Line Featuring a Nutsack Hoodie

Pants with painted hands on the crotch? Sure! Shirts with nipples painted on? Why not. It's all part of Yoko Ono's Fashions for Men: 1968-2002, and some of it's inspired by sketches she did while she was first with John Lennon of male erogenous zones, like nipples and inner thighs. Actually all of this stuff is pretty hideous, but because it's by Opening Ceremony and costs several hundred dollars, we're sure a few faglet fashionistas in New York will want some of it. But yeah, wow. [Gawker]

'Straight-Up Christmas': A Conan Parody to Take the Gay Out of Xmas

Last year about this time, some idiot school teacher tried to edit "gay" out of "Deck the Halls," as in "don we now our gay apparel." Thus, Conan O'Brien came up with this parody ad for a Christmas CD for staunch heterosexuals called "Straight-Up Christmas." "Feliz Navi-dude" all the way, dude.

Watch a Shirtless Dude Invent Christmas Dances

We don't know who this kid is, but clearly he understands the formula of shirtless=views. And, he's clearly a freak who likes making up dances, and his Nutcracker dance is probably our favorite. Sadly it involves no nuts.

Chad Michaels Won. Now Buy the T-Shirt

Chad Michaels triumphed over those other trashy queens on Rupaul's Drag Race All-Stars, and we kind of expected as much. That Shanel ... well, anyway we won't throw any more shade than has already been thrown around the gay interwebs today. These were all some professional queens, and we look forward to a new crop on the Drag Race in January -- including San Francisco's own Honey Mahogany -- and to not having to see another All-Star season hopefully for a while. (They'd be hard-pressed to come up with another 12 or 14 queens from previous seasons who would be worthy of the title, but we suppose Shanel, Raven, Jujubee, and probably Pandora Boxx would all gladly come back to compete again.) Anyway, Chad gave a lengthy post-show interview to the Sadvocate, and we're amused to find out that they must have shot sequences in which all four queens got to act like they won, because none of them knew the actual winner until the show aired -- a precaution against the chattiness of drag queens in general, because you know they couldn't help but tell someone. And, Chad has T-shirts you can buy in his online store, including this one that says, "I'm Cher, bitch." And look for Chad to arrive, soon enough, in a casino near you.

Jeff Stryker Still Alive, Poses With Other Porn Stars in Florida (NSFW)

Porn stars Duncan Black, Bryan Cole, Jeff Stryker, and Jimmy Fanz at Boardwalk Bar in Fort Lauderdale.

Porn legend Jeff Stryker is, in fact, still at it and emerged out of the shadows to make a series of appearances at a gay bar in Fort Lauderdale this week. Stryker was coaxed out of semi-retirement by porn agent Howard Andrew, as Gay Porn Times reports, and he's been available for private "fan appreciation" meetings as well. Last month Stryker -- who must be needing some extra cash -- put up a Rentboy ad offering to give massages, and announced that he'd be doing a nationwide tour, for the fans. Prior to that, a few years back, he was in a lengthy war with a neighbor in the San Fernando Valley, which got chronicled in LA Weekly. Anyway, his dick is still big, and he's got a pretty good body for his age. See below. (NSFW!!)

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Watch Tom Daley Ripping His Clothes Off Over and Over Again

This is what animated gifs were made for, gentlemen. It comes from the video below, in which there are also some hot rowers dancing to Basement Jaxx "Do Your Thing," as well as some lesbian equestrians doing same.

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Shirtless Troops In Afghanistan Make 'Call Me Maybe' Video

Yep, the 'Call Me Maybe' phenomenon won't die. But we need to share this particular gem with you. It's a bunch of really hot dudes who are all infantry in Afghanistan dancing shirtless and lip synching to the Carly Rae Jepson hit. And it, in turn, is apparently a spoof of a lip-synch video by a Miami Dolphins cheerleader which, obvi, you don't need to watch. But here's a side-by-side comparison if you care. And can we please bone that guy at 0:25?Yum. [BuzzFeed]

Back From Hiatus, Fags

Artist couple Slava Mogutin and Brian Kenny. Just cuz.Hello everyone. It's been a busy fall, and that election business had us all atither and beside ourselves in the style of hysteric, mid-century, suburban housewife on benzos. So please forgive our absence. All is right with the world now, Romney's looking like he just went on a bender (give the man a drink!), and we're ready to ramp our annual shitstorm of Xmas content -- because nothing says "holiday" to us like a little Judy and lewd performances by a tranny puppet. Cheers, everyone.

Shirtless Guy Solves Rubik's Cube While Doing One-Armed Push-Ups

We think this qualifies as soft-core. [Gawker]

'The Price Is Right' Welcomes Their First Ever Male Model Today

Say hello to Rob, a.k.a. Rob Wilson, the male model who won a voting contest to become the first ever male model to show off and caress prizes on The Price Is Right. He is hot, right? He goes on the air for the first time today, and he's real butch and comes from Boston and lives in L.A. but we suspect he's a big 'mo. But who knows. It's a plum gig! And one he could potentially age into like some of his female counterparts did under Bob Barker's longtime reign. Anyway, see another glamour shot of him below.

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Tom Ford and Richard Buckley Have Gayby Boy

Designer Tom Ford and husband of 25 years Richard Buckley just welcomed their first child, Alexander John Buckley Ford. Ford is 51 and Buckley is 64, so by the time this kid is of driving age, Ford will be 67 and Buckley 80. But no matter. The kid'll be rich, and he'll probably be in boarding school by then. [OUT]

Drag Race Season 2 Contestant Sahara Davenport Dies of Heart Failure

The first death that we're aware of has hit the Rupaul's Drag Race community with the passing of Sahara Davenport, a.k.a. Antoine Ashley, of Season 2. As with any good drag queen, no one seems to agree on how old she was, with some accounts pointing to 32 being her age at her death, and an official account from her family saying she was 27. In any event, her boyfriend of six years was fellow queen Manila Luzon (a.k.a. Karl Westerberg). Davenport died of heart failure on Monday, and we have no clue if it was drug related. Anyway, sad. Luzon writes, "In memory, Sahara asks that you, 'Live, love, and believe.'" [HuffPo, NewNowNext]

'The Ultimate Shade of It All': Watch the Trailer for Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars!

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The fag-o-sphere is abuzz today, queens! Logo just released the trailer for the very first Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars, which debuts October 22 at 9 p.m. It stars all the personality-rich audience favorites who didn't win a title in previous seasons: Raven, Jujubee, Chad Michaels, Pandora Boxx, Tammie Brown, Yara Sofia, Mimi Imfurst, Nina Flowers, Latrice Royale, Manila Luzon, Shannel and Alexis Mateo. Guest judges include Janice Dickinson, Rosie Perez, and Rachel Dratch. And as such, it is going to be amazing television. Quoth Ru, "These are not just challenges. This is legacy work." And it will be the gayest thing on the airwaves this year besides men's synchronized diving.

Sites We Love: Backstage At

You gotta love the fly-on-the-wall pervy nature of the site Backstage At, which just posts a lot of pictures of models backstages at fashion shows. Behold this collection of photos from the Parke and Ronan underwear show. It is hot. The end. [BackstageAt]