Jeffery Self and Cole Escola (of the late Jeffery and Cole Casserole) are reuinited in a hotel room in New Orleans (Jeffery now lives in L.A.) for this little video in which they reiterate what they've always said, concurring with Angus T. Jones: Stop watching Two and a Half Men. Also, there is much more on television that you should really stop watching. Seriously.
Sold. This is the fourth year that the Warwick Rowing Club's seniors have stripped naked for a calendar, and bless their hearts and uncut British wangs, it's all for an anti-homophobia charity that combats bullying. And in the video, you can kind of see some peeks of scrotum, and quite a lot of supple white skin. Enjoy.
Pants with painted hands on the crotch? Sure! Shirts with nipples painted on? Why not. It's all part of Yoko Ono's Fashions for Men: 1968-2002, and some of it's inspired by sketches she did while she was first with John Lennon of male erogenous zones, like nipples and inner thighs. Actually all of this stuff is pretty hideous, but because it's by Opening Ceremony and costs several hundred dollars, we're sure a few faglet fashionistas in New York will want some of it. But yeah, wow. [Gawker]
Chad Michaels triumphed over those other trashy queens on Rupaul's Drag Race All-Stars, and we kind of expected as much. That Shanel ... well, anyway we won't throw any more shade than has already been thrown around the gay interwebs today. These were all some professional queens, and we look forward to a new crop on the Drag Race in January -- including San Francisco's own Honey Mahogany -- and to not having to see another All-Star season hopefully for a while. (They'd be hard-pressed to come up with another 12 or 14 queens from previous seasons who would be worthy of the title, but we suppose Shanel, Raven, Jujubee, and probably Pandora Boxx would all gladly come back to compete again.) Anyway, Chad gave a lengthy post-show interview to the Sadvocate, and we're amused to find out that they must have shot sequences in which all four queens got to act like they won, because none of them knew the actual winner until the show aired -- a precaution against the chattiness of drag queens in general, because you know they couldn't help but tell someone. And, Chad has T-shirts you can buy in his online store, including this one that says, "I'm Cher, bitch." And look for Chad to arrive, soon enough, in a casino near you.
Porn legend Jeff Stryker is, in fact, still at it and emerged out of the shadows to make a series of appearances at a gay bar in Fort Lauderdale this week. Stryker was coaxed out of semi-retirement by porn agent Howard Andrew, as Gay Porn Times reports, and he's been available for private "fan appreciation" meetings as well. Last month Stryker -- who must be needing some extra cash -- put up a Rentboy ad offering to give massages, and announced that he'd be doing a nationwide tour, for the fans. Prior to that, a few years back, he was in a lengthy war with a neighbor in the San Fernando Valley, which got chronicled in LA Weekly. Anyway, his dick is still big, and he's got a pretty good body for his age. See below. (NSFW!!)
This is what animated gifs were made for, gentlemen. It comes from the video below, in which there are also some hot rowers dancing to Basement Jaxx "Do Your Thing," as well as some lesbian equestrians doing same.
Yep, the 'Call Me Maybe' phenomenon won't die. But we need to share this particular gem with you. It's a bunch of really hot dudes who are all infantry in Afghanistan dancing shirtless and lip synching to the Carly Rae Jepson hit. And it, in turn, is apparently a spoof of a lip-synch video by a Miami Dolphins cheerleader which, obvi, you don't need to watch. But here's a side-by-side comparison if you care. And can we please bone that guy at 0:25?Yum. [BuzzFeed]
Hello everyone. It's been a busy fall, and that election business had us all atither and beside ourselves in the style of hysteric, mid-century, suburban housewife on benzos. So please forgive our absence. All is right with the world now, Romney's looking like he just went on a bender (give the man a drink!), and we're ready to ramp our annual shitstorm of Xmas content -- because nothing says "holiday" to us like a little Judy and lewd performances by a tranny puppet. Cheers, everyone.
Say hello to Rob, a.k.a. Rob Wilson, the male model who won a voting contest to become the first ever male model to show off and caress prizes on The Price Is Right. He is hot, right? He goes on the air for the first time today, and he's real butch and comes from Boston and lives in L.A. but we suspect he's a big 'mo. But who knows. It's a plum gig! And one he could potentially age into like some of his female counterparts did under Bob Barker's longtime reign. Anyway, see another glamour shot of him below.
Designer Tom Ford and husband of 25 years Richard Buckley just welcomed their first child, Alexander John Buckley Ford. Ford is 51 and Buckley is 64, so by the time this kid is of driving age, Ford will be 67 and Buckley 80. But no matter. The kid'll be rich, and he'll probably be in boarding school by then. [OUT]
The first death that we're aware of has hit the Rupaul's Drag Race community with the passing of Sahara Davenport, a.k.a. Antoine Ashley, of Season 2. As with any good drag queen, no one seems to agree on how old she was, with some accounts pointing to 32 being her age at her death, and an official account from her family saying she was 27. In any event, her boyfriend of six years was fellow queen Manila Luzon (a.k.a. Karl Westerberg). Davenport died of heart failure on Monday, and we have no clue if it was drug related. Anyway, sad. Luzon writes, "In memory, Sahara asks that you, 'Live, love, and believe.'" [HuffPo, NewNowNext]