Note to Mattel: Joan's rack needs to be way bigger.

[via NYT]

It's safe to say this isn't a, um, laugh riot... But Second City alum Brian Gallivan is trying to kick off a career as a viral video maker with this second outing on the 'Tubes. In the first, he played Ophelia's sassy gay friend, intervening in the plot of Hamlet. Now, he takes on the Romeo and Juliet suicide scene. We give it one and a half chuckles, and a C-minus for true gay minstrelsy flair.

After the jump, a shot of Damien astride a horse.

Much of the web-based gay-o-sphere has fallen for the hot Australian guy currently quarantined with an extreme case of tuberculosis in a hospital, and Le Fag is no exception. His name is Christaan VanVuuren, and he likely isn't gay, but most of us never met a shirtless, creative YouTuberist we wouldn't crush on. And now, to fill the many long and lonely hours in lock-up, he pens another rap and makes another video for us all to enjoy. As much as all the bacteria talk is kind of a turn-off, the shower scene is still kind of a turn-on, so it evens out.

Uh... yeah. Lindsay Lohan, and her latest lawyer, are suing E-Trade for that talking-baby ad (above) in which an offhand reference is made to that "milkaholic Lindsay." We're pretty clear that the ad-makers intended no reference to the actress, but her lawyer argues that she now has the first-name recognition of Madonna and Oprah. WHATever, dude. We're also pretty clear that Lindsay's a little hard up for cash, possibly paranoid, and this is just effed. [WOW]

Reese Rideout has shot a new scene for Randy Blue with hottie Eric Pryor. That's pretty much all you need to know, except that Benjamin Bradley also makes a cameo in the above behind-the-scenes clip. After the jump, the full hardcore preview clip. [via Unzipped]

We're very pleased today to share with you (via our e-lovers at Unzipped) this new gay pop ditty from San Francisco musician/DJ Myles Cooper.  "Gonna Find Boyfriends Today" is a breezy, synth-y, 80s-light-reggae number that reminds us a bit of early Culture Club, and the video, with animation by Skye Thortenson, is pure brills. You're welcome.

Jonah Falcon, the proud owner of a thirteen-and-a-half-inch dick, went on the Daily Show talking to Samantha Bee because, well, he needs a job. Under 'Skills' on his resume: he can cover a doorknob with his foreskin. Nice. [The Sword]

Anyway, it's completely unnatural and we're sure it's motivated by Eastern European poverty, but anyway, HOT! Watch the entirely NSFW preview after the jump.

In case you forgot how old she is, check out Rupaul in this awesome bit of backstage video from Danceteria, the same club where Madonna got her start, from 1984. Featured: Ru, looking positively infantile, Daceteria talent booker Ruth Polsky, and some tranny named Felicia. [WOW]

A look back at a lost TV show: This clip of Amy Sedaris telling stories to children comes from the brilliant but canceled Wonder Showzen. [via Mary]

Also, back in his home country of France, he's been cast in a new short film by French director Christophe Honore, in which he'll be playing an oversexed homosexual alongside Chiara Mastroianni, the daughter of Marcello Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve.

Sidenote for Sagat lovers, in his unclothed capacities: Use the coupon code SAGAT to get 25% of his Titan titles here.