Photo Of John Hamm's Dong Goes Viral

Click to enlarge. Photo: Splash News via VH1John Hamm likes to go commando. There is, in fact, a whole Tumblr devoted to this fact called John Hamm's Wang, because you can often partially make out his not inconsiderable man parts through his pants in photos. Today, Gothamist has even gotten into the game with a new photo that they were shocked to believe might not be photoshopped. It looks like a few wrinkles in his khakis were smoothed out, but the wang is all his.

Oh, and this is another nice one too. We're jealous of that wife of his. [Gothamist via VH1]

We Don't Care What You Say, Henrik Rummel's Unit Is Huge

By now, if you're a homosexual, you've surely seen this photo of American rower and bronze medal-winner Henrik Rummel, who officially has given Bjorn Barrefors a run for his money for the prize of Tastiest Bulge at the Olympics. (Sidebar: We kind of love how this Olympics has been ALL ABOUT the perving over bulges, swimwear, and male ass, as aided by Facebook and everyone's obsession with discussing everything on the internet, and it's way more pronounced than it was in '08. But we digress.) Gawker posted this pic yesterday, insisting that Rummel was sporting an erection as he accepted his medal alongside his less well endowed teammates. But no, as of today, with the entire internet drooling over his junk, Rummel insists he was not hard. That enormous thing is just his flaccid penis, and he points it upward like that because why? Because it's huge.

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And Now, a Crotch Shot from Gymnast Danell Leyva

Click to enlarge.Well, hello there. This appears to be a modestly sized, but mostly erect member in the shorts of sexysexy Cuban-American gymnast Danell Leyva. He's a fan of sending semi-nude pics of himself to women, as many are, and one of those scorned women decided to send them to Deadspin. Alas, there are many more, but mostly all you see is his shaved torso. But here, a better look at his goods. [Deadspin via Queerty]

Who Has the Biggest Bulge at the Olympics? Possibly Bjorn Barrefors.

Click to enlarge. You know you want to.Swedish decathelete Bjorn Barrefors puts even well endowed diver David Boudia to shame with a massive trouser snake that he's no doubt named Thor, or similar. Check it out! That thing could make a boy or girl very happy for a very long time. Below, a shot of him topless, and another of Thor, during a pole vault. 

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Ryan Lochte Is So Hot It Makes Us Cry

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Sites We Love: Sports Illustrated 4 Gays

Some randy homos down in Panama have been curating a Facebook page called Sports Illustrated 4 Gays which gathers together the best of the web's hot wrestlers, ripped gymnasts, bulge pics, and grab-assy baseball players for your drooling enjoyment. Check out a gallery of our favorites here. And as always, you're welcome.

An Interlude of YouTube Bulges

Ever since posting this video of this hot kid with an impossibly large bulge solving a Rubik's Cube (which we suspect was made, on purpose, to capitalize on YouTube views) we've been fascinated with the ever popular oeuvre of bulge videography that is one of the staples of the YouTube-verse. We especially like the clandestinely shot ones, like the one above, because they feel the naughtiest. (See also the still from this pervy wrestling video, which has sadly been pulled down for "sexual" content.) Check out a few more below.

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Guy With Huge Bulge Solves Rubik's Cube in 2 Minutes

Did they do this on purpose? I mean. Come on. This kid's boner seems to get even harder around the 1:30 mark, as he gets closer to solving the cube. [via Lady Bunny]