Please Enjoy This Video of 'Twilight' Actor Bronson Pelletier Pissing in an Airport

Bronson Pelletier, whom we believe is gay (he was recently arrested at Gym Bar in WeHo for public intoxication), is kind of a problem drunk! The actor who portrays Jared in the Twilight franchise got kicked off a flight just before Christmas for being too drunk. Then he proceeded to whip out his peen and piss all over the gate area while a number of onlookers watched, and recorded the whole thing. Sadly TMZ's video blurs out the peen, but here you go. [TMZ]

230-Year-Old Drinkable Bottles of Veuve Found on Ocean Floor

You want something really old to drink? Divers have discovered a cache of champagne, most likely Clicquot (now called Veuve Clicquot), perfectly preserved on the Baltic seabed. There are 30 bottles of the stuff, and the divers already cracked one open and say it's delicious. Each bottle is likely to fetch $69,000 or more at auction.

One of the dudes who tasted says, "It had a very sweet taste, you could taste oak and it had a very strong tobacco smell. And there were very small bubbles."

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Drunkety Drunk-Ass Bitch Falls In Front of Subway Train

There but for the grace of your bartender go you... This happened in Boston, and as you'll see she loses her balance as she's trying to put out her cigarette. She falls, then passes out. Luckily she misses the third rail, and the sound of the train screeching to a halt right behind her ass manages to jolt her awake. [Dlisted]