SF Pride, and the subsequent shame spiral, are upon us, kids. It's time to make some plans, even though your drug-addled lives barely let you plan ahead to tomorrow. MR., the annual kickoff of the weekend, is happening for the last time on Friday, June 22. Get a $15 advance ticket here, and the party's at Monarch (6th and Mission) this year, so it will sell out since the venue's pretty small.
And online advance tickets are just about sold out for Juanita More's annual post-Pride shindig, which is actually two outdoor San Francisco venues this year, on Sunday June 24: the patio Phoenix Hotel, and Jones, with shuttles in between. Get a $25 ticket online before they're gone, or else buy one without the service charge at Sui Generis in the Castro or Retro Fit in the Mission. Update: Online tix are now gone. But there will be some at the door, and at the above locales.