Check Out Allan Hyde (Godric from 'True Blood') All Shirtless and Danish

Somehow we missed this, but there's a Danish web series called 'Alla Salute' that stars none other than Allan Hyde, who played Godric on True Blood. Not only did we have no idea he was Danish, but we had no idea how fucking hot his body is.

See Episode 5 below, which features a little gay flirtation to boot. And don't worry, it's subtitled.

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Art Fag of the Week: Nikolaus Utermöhlen

Nikolaus Utermöhlen - Untitled, 1994 [Jonnodotcom via Baitsim]

German artist Nikolaus Utermöhlen, who died of AIDS in 1996, was a member of the 80s artist group The Deadly Doris (Die Todliche Doris), which he co-founded. He did some work with altered photographs and photocopied images that continues to garner respect. See more below, and  here's a few more, including two sort of pervy seeming ones featuring young boys.

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Fierce German Lady Is Porn Overdubbing Expert

How much do you wish this lady was your aunt or something, right? Seriously, she is beyond awesome. Also, love: "OK! Zuper! Danke! Zuper!" [via BuzzFeed] Update: Aw, sadly that video got pulled down. What was so wrong with it? Anyway, below, here's another German porn overdub. A dude this time.

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Our New Favorite Song: "Fucking Bitch, Fucking Slut"

It doesn't get much gayer and bizarre than this, kids. Be forewarned this video by Berlin musician DeeMeeTree is VERY NSFW and involves hard, uncut penises and a certain orally fixated tranny who can't get enough of them. Also be forewarned, if trannies scare or creep you out, you will not be turned on by this and it might become a "things you can't unsee" sort of situation. OK, go ahead. Play it. You've been warned.

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GayRomeo4Ever, bitte!

If you've ever been in Germany, or if Germany's ever been in you (and if you're lucky, it has), you've probably got a profile on GayRomeo, where a good part of Europe goes online to meet their meat -- bratwursts, to be precise.  GayRomeo hasn't taken much of a bite out of Manhunt's monopoly on the American online sausage markt, but this campy romp starring hot-in-some-shots German kabarett star Holger Edmaier might win some converts. Even though it's in German, you'll probably relate to the guilt of embellishing your online profil.  There is a dubbed English version available, but it's just not as fun and well, just not as GERMAN.

Monday Music: "Bicurious" by Eto

It's painfully German, but kind of catchy!  The song's by this cute kid Eto, who hails from a small town in Germany, and here's a choice quote from his MySpace: "In spite of the plastic programmings and clubby attitude, eto regards himself as a classic songwriter. He creates high resolution songs about love, life, identity and insanity."