Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes End Five-Year, One-Baby Contract

We can't believe he looks this good either...Tom and Katie are getting a divorce, ladies and gentlemen, and hopefully the Scientologists haven't reprogrammed all the spunk out of the poor girl. We mean rich girl. We're sure she's going to be very, very rich, and set for life, and that's swell. What a world. [People, HuffPo]

UPDATE: Let the Tom Cruise on Grindr memes begin! (See below)

UPDATE 2: Uh, so, does this blind item suggest that Tom may have been having a little secret affair with David Beckham? Whoa.

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A Meditation on Grindr, and How It's Making Us All More Loveless, and Crazy

A guy named Evan Ross Katz just wrote the internet's umpteenth blog post about Grindr and what it all means and how many times he's deleted it and downloaded it again. Now, we're taking this with a grain of salt because a) it was written by a twentysomething guy in New York who doesn't sound like he knows what the hell he wants, and b) we know someone who totally fell in love and is really happy now because of Grindr. But, of course, that latter case is pretty goddamn rare. And if we lived in New York and not in S.F., we'd also probably be even more tempted by Grindr because there are SO MANY MORE HOT MEN THERE, and temptation is not something we do well with. Case in point, this guy says that Grindr is "a meat market, and fine, I'll take it, but we're talking foie gras and caviar, not a Sonic burger (that would be Manhunt)." Alas, in cities beside New York, it is more like Arby's and the occasional Red Lobster entree, and the guys on Scruff are actually hotter, but we digress. 

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Douchebags of Grindr

Well, it was bound to happen.  Someone brilliant has finally started posting every ridiculous Grindr profile.  And thank God because throwing our iPhones against a wall whenever we came across one of these asses was not as gratifying as mocking them along with the rest of the world.

[via Douchebags of Grindr]

Grindr Hookup Leads to Underage Sex Assault Charge

Earlier: The Grindr PillowFile under inevitable: A 54-year-old Vancouver man has been charged in the sexual assault of a 15-year-old after the former found the latter on Grindr. We didn't realize this, but you only have to be 17 to join Grindr, so, uh, be careful out there, all ye twink chasers! [Vancouverite via Towle]

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep, Upon a Grindr Pillow?

Look, tooth faerie!Well now that we've gone all global, gays, pillows, and iPhone apps come from anywhere on the planet. Apparently, gay iPhone app pillows are no exception.  Made all the way in Saint Petersburg, Russia, this custom made iconpillow of the popular GPS cock-locating app Grindr is the perfect place to rest your pretty head while you grindr your molars to bits after seeing the naked torso of your ex on said app. Or it can serve as the perfect pillow to bite while desperately trying to get over said ex. It comes in washable fleece, so be sure to clean up. [Etsy]