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Entries in holidays (34)

Thursday
Feb142013

In Honor of V-Day: Watch This Hotness

This little bit of hotness was created by Jesse Lee Oberst, and features a couple of San Francisco's hotter go-go boys. Enjoy.
Friday
Nov302012

It Gets Gayer: They Made a Medley of 'Let's Have a Kiki' and 'Turkey Lurkey Time' on 'Glee'

Holy. Shit. Please feel free to tune out right now if you aren't, in fact, a 100%, Scissor Sisters-humming, musical-theater-loving, Chris Colfer-adoring, gold-star gay. Even if you are you might find what we're about to share with you an atrocity of epically gay proportions. But in case you missed it, on last night's Glee, Sarah Jessica Parker returned (as Kurt's Vogue editor boss Isabelle Kempt), along with Shangela and Ana Matronic, to have a kiki with Kurt and Rachel in a New York loft. Hearing SJP do the "and by bitch I mean this rain" line made us kind of screw up our face with discomfort, but anyway, wow. Then Rachel leads some gals in a quick rendition of "Turkey-Lurkey Time" (our favorite fucked up holiday song ever, by far), because why not. We're pretty sure about half of gay America fell off their couches last night and either died or cried. See it below.

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Wednesday
Nov282012

'Straight-Up Christmas': A Conan Parody to Take the Gay Out of Xmas

Last year about this time, some idiot school teacher tried to edit "gay" out of "Deck the Halls," as in "don we now our gay apparel." Thus, Conan O'Brien came up with this parody ad for a Christmas CD for staunch heterosexuals called "Straight-Up Christmas." "Feliz Navi-dude" all the way, dude.
Wednesday
Nov282012

Watch a Shirtless Dude Invent Christmas Dances

We don't know who this kid is, but clearly he understands the formula of shirtless=views. And, he's clearly a freak who likes making up dances, and his Nutcracker dance is probably our favorite. Sadly it involves no nuts.
Thursday
Apr052012

Damiana and Tanya Celebrate Easter

Our favorite lady reporter Damiana Garcia sits down with Tanya Roberts (a slightly more drunk character created by Drew Droege, of Chloe Sevigny fame) to celebrate Easter. They enjoy some Sauvignon Blanc and Fiddle Faddle, and then some beer, and hilarity ensues. 

Saturday
Mar172012

One Hot Redhead for St. Patty's Day, Please

Happy St. Patrick's Day, fags!

Just for you, one extraordinarily hot ginger for your viewing pleasure. See the full-size image below, via a flyer for this beer bust they're doing at a fine bar called Truck in San Francisco.

Unfortunately we don't think this one will be there. But man. We'd bury our face in that.

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Sunday
Dec112011

Mel and Judy Sing 'The Christmas Song' ca. 1963

Judy Garland really says Christmas to us, and look at how happy and healthy-ish she seems here! Mel Tormé wrote 'The Christmas Song' at the age of 19, and that fact immediately makes us feel insecure. But anyway. It's one of our favorites.

Thursday
Nov242011

William Burroughs' Thanksgiving Prayer

Here's a hefty helping of vulgarity and anti-American irony from one of our great, deceased homosexual writers, Bill Burroughs. Cheers. [Dangerous Minds via WOW]

Monday
Oct312011

A Very Palm Springs Halloween

Top Chef and Bottom Chef. Click to enlarge.We happened to be in Palm Springs this past weekend, and came upon a little cultural anthropology experience known as Halloween in the Desert. It wasn't called that. It was just a Saturday Halloween party at local video bar Hunters. And in between the elderlies (it's quite old there, you know), we spotted a few fine/amusing specimens dolled up for the occasion. Please observe our gallery here.

Monday
Oct312011

Chloe Sevigny: Hallowe'en

Thank god Le Fag's Tranny of the Year, Chloe Sevigny (Drew Droege), chose to make a video for Hallowe'en. In it we learn she has a fear of carob, and Mennonites. And we get to hear a scary story involving Nine West wedges. Yes, people. YES.

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Monday
Oct312011

Damiana Does Halloween With Tanya Roberts

It's been a while since Le Fag checked in on our favorite lady reporter, Damiana Garcia. She's always so quick with the holiday-themed episodes, and today she does not disappoint us with this marvelous little discussion of Halloween with "ex-Charlie's Angel and Tahiti Village spokeswoman Tanya Roberts." What spooks Tanya most? "Tuesday afternoons, cinder blocks... Bonnie Franklin... Angela Lansbury."

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Saturday
Apr232011

Celebrate Easter With Damiana, Some Condoms, and Deven Green

Comedienne Deven Green (she of the famed Brenda Dickson spoof and the character Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian) joins Damiana Garcia for a little Easter festivity, including an egg hunt on Deven's body, and some discussion of how hairy the Easter bunny is.

Incidentally, for the San Franciscans, Deven and her husband Joel Bryant, normally stuck in L.A., will be doing a show a the Main Street Theater on April 28.

Tuesday
Mar082011

Damiana Has a Mardi Gras Tit Party With Ex-Charlie's Angel Tanya Roberts

Tanya, in this case, is portrayed by Drew Droege, and we want her liquor hat right about now.

Monday
Feb142011

In Honor of V-Day, the Illustrated Missed Connections Blog

It's a wretched holiday, but somehow looking at craigslist Missed Connections just got us through the last hour.  Please appreciate, if you haven't already, Sophie Blackall's Illustrated Missed Connections blog -- there was even a related Love in Transit party tonight in NYC, but alas, we are not there. She tries to give a little love to the m4ms, but we're not sure how she'd illustrate, oh, something like this from SF's missed connections -- hint for the non-clickers: it involves Folsom Gulch and oral. [via the Anti-Twink]

Sunday
Feb132011

For Valentine's Day, Damiana Helps Madonna Make an OK Cupid Profile

We just can't get enough of that Damiana Garcia (Michael Lucid), and here she is interviewing faux Madonna (the spot-on Nadya Ginsburg) about her Valentine's Day plans (which include a 16-mile run and some quinoa toast), and helps her put together an OK Cupid profile, because, you know, she's still a single gal on the make. ("The first thing people usually notice about you: 'My vascularity.'")

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Saturday
Jan012011

The Day In Drag Queen New Year's Vlogs

Drag queens from second- and third-tier cities love the YouTube, and what better time than New Year's Eve and New Year's Day to give a shout out to each and every one of their twenty fans. Be forewarned, brevity is not always their strong suit! Some of these little vlogs go beyond the ten minute mark. But we feel it wouldn't be New Year's if we didn't give you a sampling of their YouTube stylings. Above, drag queen Cashetta vlogging right after her show last night in Wilton Manors, Florida.

And happy new year, everyone! To all our fag friends out there, Le Fag would like to wish you excellent good fortune in getting laid, finding love, getting shitfaced, or descending into a drug-drenched abyss with some assholes you call your friends -- whatever your pleasure!

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