Jeffery Self and Cole Escola, keepers of all things camp for the Millennial generation, were stuck in New Orleans for weeks shooting a new movie, the details of which we do not know. And in their hotel room (and several other locations), they took time out to bestow unto YouTube a Christmas Spectacular. Yes, and in the midst of it, they come up with a new term for the taint inspired by a Broadway star: the Marin Mazzie.
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Jeffery Self and Cole Escola (of the late Jeffery and Cole Casserole) are reuinited in a hotel room in New Orleans (Jeffery now lives in L.A.) for this little video in which they reiterate what they've always said, concurring with Angus T. Jones: Stop watching Two and a Half Men. Also, there is much more on television that you should really stop watching. Seriously.
Funny men Brian Safi and Jeffery Self were obviously sitting around one day and sending each other into fits of laughter by imagining what various aging actresses were doing in their lives at this very minute. The jokes are all Safi's, but his little web series is kind of hilarious in part because of how much Safi and Self are legitimately pissing themselves while improvising these little bits. Below, "What Do You Think Shelley Long Is Doing Right Now?"
We know we should shut up about Magic Mike. But it's really just far too exciting, and like any relationship, this is the period when we're still all full of butterflies and hope and anticipation. Disappointment and the eventual denouncing it as a complete waste of our time will come later. Now listen to funny gays Bryan Safi, Guy Branum, Louis Virtel, and Jeffery Self discuss the film, and their hopes for it. [Thx to Jeffery Self]
In his newest web series, 'Self Obsessed,' Jeffery Self does a little reading from one of Shirley MacLaine's many memoirs, skipping right to the best part. During the filming of Terms of Endearment, you see, Deborah Winger and Shirley didn't exactly get along, which perhaps contributed to the palpable and Oscar-worthy mother-daughter tension throughout the film. Anyway, just listen.
Perennial LeFag favorite Jeffery Self, who no longer makes little sketches with Cole Escola for Logo because he has relocated to L.A. and now has a very cute boyfriend named Patrick who loves Oprah as much if not more than he does, gives the internet this little bit of joy today: "Shit Gay Guys Say." And, since he's been at this YouTuberist thing for a while, it's quite well edited and funny. (P.S. It appears to be his take on this.)
As we mentioned earlier, Jeffery Self and his cute, Oprah-obsessed, YouTubing boyfreind Patrick McDonald landed themselves two highly coveted tickets to 'Oprah's Surprise Spectacular,' which is shooting today at the United Center in Chicago. We're pretty sure one or both of them is going to find a way to get on television. And anyway, their excitement is contagious, even though we've never been, like, quite as fervent in our Oprah love. Live your best life, boys.
Logo celebrity Jeffery Self and his new boyfriend Patrick McDonald have gotten themselves tickets to a taping of one of the final episodes of the Oprah Winfrey Show, and they are beside themselves. They are going to blog and vlog a lot about this and generally fag out all over the place for the next week while this happens, and we can only guess there will be a lot of processing afterwards. Fasten your seatbelts.
Our favorite twink YouTuberist Jeffery Self, of Jeffery and Cole Casserole fame, has relocated to L.A. and seems to be, consequently, sans right-hand-man-boy Cole. He's started making this Oprah-worship vids with a humpy fellow we assume is his new WeHo boyfriend (give us confirmation, Jeffery). And now he gives us this first short in what he promises is a series, with his friend Jim, called "Eirik and Tom," which appears to be a satire of WeHo gays in general, because lord knows they could use some satirizing. Hint, it's all about a man-bag.
Remember how we told you Jeffery Self has a cute new YouTubing boyfriend named Patrick? Well, they're together on Valentine's Day, looking very cute, and talking about Oprah again. To be clear, they're processing The View ladies' appearance on Oprah. The question is, can one really have sex after a conversation like this. Maybe they aren't even boyfriends. Anyway.
At left, our aforementioned pretend lover Jeffery Self, who seems to have gotten his much needed dental work. At right, what appears to be his new L.A. boyfriend? That would be the very cute Patrick McDonald, who can claim among his previous work, these self-produced videos in which he does commentary and man-on-the-street interviews in West Hollywood regarding various Real Housewives episodes. In any event, he has nice arms.
Oh, and just like Wendy Ho, they're singing the praises of Oprah today, vis a vis her new TV network and all the magical realness thereon.
One of our most favorite pretend internet lovers, Jeffery Self, star of Logo's Jeffery & Cole Casserole, fell and broke his tooth over the weekend -- well, we're inserting the "fell" part, because most of our friends who have done something similar did so after drinking, and falling. We don't want to poke fun. It's a terrible thing, really, and we'd be mortified if it were us. But Jeffery, feeling desperate (and poor), has turned to his internet lovers for help in covering his dental bill. Because this is what we do in the age of Twitter and Tumblr when we need some quick cash and sympathy: we ask the universe for help, via a vlog. So please, if you want to help Jeffery not look so trashy and hillbilly, donate a dollar or two. He's already less than $1000 away from his goal. Together, we can spare him and ourselves further humiliation.