First you've got Damiana in her usual knit Christmas vest, and then you've got Jessica and Hunter — is that blow he's got on a mirror which gets quickly edited into a wine cooler? Oh, and then you have their secret recipe for SkinnyGirl eggnog. First ingredients: 30 or so packets of Splenda, and three Adderol.
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Brillsies! Here's the latest episode of The Damiana Files, in which intrepid lady reporter Damiana Garcia (Michael Lucid) talks with Youtube famous Jessica and Hunter about what they're giving thanks for this Thanksgiving. Hunter: "I'm super thankful that half of Barney's is on sale right now because of the recession... I'm thankful for my new drug dealer. He's more discreet."
Fag/fag-hag minstrels Jessica and Hunter are bringing their WeHo-mocking comedy routine to San Francisco this weekend at Wet & Wild. This isn't a party we'd normally go to, because honestly we don't understand what it's about, but we know there are some Jessica & Hunter fans out there, and this gives us an excuse to post this video in which they run into an "old friend" from high school outside Starbucks.
We've always had a soft-spot for these cunty L.A. bitches. And via their latest piece of YouTubery, we have a new thing we can say to someone we think is hot: "I want to crush you up and snort you off a glass table." After the jump, what we consider to be the finest of their oeuvre. [via WOW]