What Is Up With These Russian Mankinis?

And who is going to wear this shit? Are the beaches of Mykonos really going to be littered with Euro fags dressed like S&M Borat this season? Anyway, they're an improvement on this teeny peen shit, and we're sure at least one of you is going to get a hard-on from these swimwear fashions from Russian designer Shava Haitsev, so hey. Cheers. One more of the whole crew after the jump. [Telegraph via The Cut]

Click to read more ...

Creepy Swimwear for the Less Endowed (NSFW)

Click to enlarge.We happened upon this site, KoalaSwim, which specializes in tiny manthongs that, mysteriously, are supposed to enhance tiny packages. In actual fact, they just draw attention to one's little dick by being a) fugly, and b) asinine. Are you seeing this shit?

But perhaps it's the kink factor involved in their construction that is what sets them apart. (They actually have something called a "mangina bikini" that is meant to transform your junk into a camel toe. No joke.) After the jump, take a glimpse of some of these bizarre contraptions with hidden straps, as well a peek into their somewhat sad porn section, KoalaMensClub, which reminds us just how glad we are we don't live in Northern Florida or similar.

Click to read more ...