Pretty, Pretty Boy: Naked Rugby Player Sean Lamont

31-year-old Scottish rugby player Sean Lamont is, well, beyond hot. We are without words, really. But thank god someone had the courtesy to show us some behind-the-scenes footage of one of those naked rugby player calendar shoots in which we actually get to see some of the family jewels. As it happens, this video, and the stills, have been around like six years, but we don't care. He was hot at 25, and he remains hot. [Very NSFW!!]

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Today In Naked Non-Lebrities: Dunbar Flinn (NSFW)

What word should we use for former Real World/Road Rules Challenge contestants (and Real World housemates) who decide to do a spot of porn? They're barely celebrities. They're not even D-list. We don't know what they are. They're people who used to be on TV... anyway, Dunbar Flinn is kind of hot, and if you care to, you can see some pictures of him getting pleasured by a woman.

The stills come from a Playboy porno called 'Foursome,' and you can see them at OMG Blog. We'll just put this out there for the straight and gay boys alike: stop shaving your pubic hair and pits. It's not hot.

'I Want Your Love': Porn for Alterna Beardy Gays

It was inevitable that a new sub-genre of verité porn should arise, following on the aesthetic of BUTT mag and Shortbus. This latest entry onto the scene comes from Travis Mathews, creator of the online series 'In Their Room.' SF-based on-demand porn purveyor NakedSword is serving as executive producer for this new feature, titled I Want Your Love, after a song by the Chromatics. The boys are cute, but their dicks aren't massive and there's a lot of slow, well-shot build-up to the eventual sex. See the sneak peek after the jump, and look for more on NakedSword.

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Levi Johnston to Show Full But Flaccid Johnson to Playgirl

Levi Johnston's manager has confirmed that Playgirl (the online version of the now folded fag mag that billed itself, hilariously, as "for women") has ponied up enough money to make Johnston show off his cock. Unfortunately, Johnston still says he'll be doing it "tastefully," which we're pretty sure translates as "no hard-on." [Dorothy Is Dead]