Entries in random hotness (36)
This is what animated gifs were made for, gentlemen. It comes from the video below, in which there are also some hot rowers dancing to Basement Jaxx "Do Your Thing," as well as some lesbian equestrians doing same.
We know. We're as sick of the Olympics as your are. But my it's been a wonderful tour of the male form this year. Thank you, internet, for all the perving. And here's one last skin-tastic Olympics post, featuring British high-jump medalist Robbie Grabarz showing off his bronze medal, and his fine physique, wearing only the Union flag. Next Olympics, Robbie, please come out of the closet. Pretty please?
Check out the photos of this hot-n-hunky Jesus lookalike who's been roaming the streets during today's May Day protests in New York City, carrying a big cross. We think this has something to do with connecting the New Testament with the 99%, taking care of the poor and all that. Anyway. Hot. [Gothamist]
31-year-old Scottish rugby player Sean Lamont is, well, beyond hot. We are without words, really. But thank god someone had the courtesy to show us some behind-the-scenes footage of one of those naked rugby player calendar shoots in which we actually get to see some of the family jewels. As it happens, this video, and the stills, have been around like six years, but we don't care. He was hot at 25, and he remains hot. [Very NSFW!!]
James Franco's adorable little brother Dave with a hot hairless chest who kind of talks like him and made this funny/sexy video last year comes back at us with another funny bit of YouTubery. It's a PSA. Sort of. You'll see.
This is an early screen appearance by the uber-hot Michael Fassbender, in an ad for SAS, the student travel company. And he's naked. You're welcome.
Self-described Aussie 'smutographer' Elvis DiFazio just posted these hot photos, and a weird art video, of one Chris Mohen, including the lovely shot of him in a compromising, if confusing, position. Anyway, we'd do him. More below, plus a video.
The fact that this is real, and not porn, is quite simply mind-blowing. Yes, there are different cultural traditions happening around the world, etc etc. But Jesus Christ. Their hands are down each others' pants. And they're lubed up and groping each other in an open field. And they are all ridiculously hot. Wow. Just wow.
Wow. Just wow. This Tumblr has hit the webs (and probably most of your Facebook feeds already) called Hot and Busted which culls police department mugshot postings from around the country (mostly in the South) to find the hottest of the hot young men who are being busted for marijuana possession, assault, and various parole violations in real time! Some of them are even hardened criminals! But so hot. Also, whoever is doing the curating here clearly only digs white guys, because that's all there are. White guys in their early 20s for the most part. Anyway. Wow. Prepare to lose an hour of your life. [Hot and Busted]
Holy bulges, Batman. The Gay Pimp Johnny McGovern is back once again with another softcore video, this time featuring a lot of crotch groping and bulge staring and... omg... basketball.
So here are some hot twins, models Marcio Patriota and Marcos Patriota. We're 99% sure they're twins, anyway and not just uncannily similar-looking models who got married. And we're about 75% sure that one of them tries to snort the TV at about the 0:13 mark. Regardless, they are stupidly hot. And they can't stop touching each other. So yeah. We could use a cigarette now. [Made In Brazil]
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