Any old group of frat boys from a state university or lesser can spit out a video of themselves running around shirtless to a Katy Perry song, but it takes an Ivy League diving team -- in this case Princeton's, using 'Teenage Dream' -- to get to the goods with which true viral video stardom is made: A bunch of almost-naked 19-year-olds in the shower together. That comes around the 2:50 mark, but there's plenty to look at before then. Nevertheless we would like this internet meme to end and for someone to do something original again please.
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Please do yourself a favor and behold this marvelous overdubbed German sex comedy from the 70s, '2069: A Sex Odyssey.' It features a ship full of alien babes who arrive on earth in order to collect some male spermatozoa "the precious seed without which the mightiest civilization withers and dies." Also, they've never seen a bra before. As the uploader notes, "Some of the worst dubbing on Earth though it is tough to dub a German word that has seventy-eight syllables in it."
How much do you wish this lady was your aunt or something, right? Seriously, she is beyond awesome. Also, love: "OK! Zuper! Danke! Zuper!" [via BuzzFeed] Update: Aw, sadly that video got pulled down. What was so wrong with it? Anyway, below, here's another German porn overdub. A dude this time.
"Sloppy party bottom" had to have been higher on the list than "a joint" and "church collection plate." Oh, wait, where was this survey taken?
This is from the mind of Steve Kardynal, who also did this draggy ChatRoulette/Ke$ha parody last year, called "CumShot." Anyway, the guys at 0:49 are hot.
Yes, she's a doll, but big butch Dottie, who sounds like Ethel Merman and looks like a cross between Bozo the clown and Andre the Giant, is our hero. She makes her entrance at around the 1:45 mark in Episode 3 of 'Fantastic Friends' above. Please enjoy. (Also see Episodes One and Two below.) [Hat tip: WOW]
This dude showed up on the streets of San Francisco (natch) recently, with a karaoke machine, a white suit, and an ass hat (literally), preaching in various plazas about "the power of the booty." He's really fucking funny. We saw him last week perched on a bench in Harvey Milk Plaza, next to the Castro Muni station, and we thought he was just some new crackpot with a need for attention. But no, this YouTube video proves that he is in fact a brilliant performance artist, and he can testify.
This is, ostensibly, a funny re-enactment by an admittedly HOT straight boy describing something that happened to him in a store, in New York, just this week. It's a heartwarming holiday tale in which a completely insane (and quite possibly drunk) gay man tries first to subtly hit on him, finds out he's straight, and continues to press the issue and suggest they hang out sometime, even going so far as to use the line, "Oh, you drink water too?" Jesus Christ, fellow fags. Don't give us a bad name. And from the sound of it, this is a dude who would do the same thing no matter who it was rejecting him, gay or straight. He just thinks that if he presses long enough, he can save face, get a fake email at least, and go home and flagellate himself for a while before trying this trick again. [via Kenneth in the 212, who, btw, blames the victim]
We just found this on YouTube, and funnily enough, we know this guy! (His name's John Hill, and he once appeared on Broadway, in Hairspray. And we love him.) "No lunge is correctly done until your genitals are touching the floor."
But yes, Double Dream Hands Guy, somebody's got to choreograph those numbers for the Macy's parade, or whatever the fuck. It's a living. And our guess is you get into some really kinky shit when the lights go off. [Thanks Dr. E]
Actually, it's her buff bodyguard who gets naked.
Best line: "I don't want you to go around with a dick on your shoulder. I mean a dick on your shoulder."
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We don't know if this was some kind of stunt (probably), but here's a video of a guy sitting on a bus, in public, blatantly just squeezing and massaging his junk through his jeans while watching something on his iPod, possibly in Spain. No one seems to notice. [via Queerclick]
Have you seen this svelte, over-tan old man who does YouTube parodies yet? He and his pals racked up 8 million views for his 'California Girls' parody (see below), and now he's back covering Rihanna's 'Only Girl in the World.' This version is called 'Only Boy in the World.' Oh how we love to watch the old dance.... just not this naked.