Damiana Chats With Time Traveler Paula Bouvon Shmooper-Best

In this week's episode of The Damiana Files, intrepid lady reporter Damiana Garcia (Michael Lucid) interviews spiritual advisor, author, and inter-dimensional time traveler Paula Bouvon Shmooper-Best (Gudrun Flaherty) about, well, her travels.

"In all dimensions but this one, that's 3D that we're in now, we are bearded dragons."

Watch What Happens When You Microwave a Dildo

We're guessing that most of you gays out there aren't familiar with this very hetero-boy webshow called 'Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?' Host Jory Caron is a nerd-cute New Hampshire boy after our own hearts, and in this video, he and his pals try microwaving a dildo. But first, they have to "figure out what it is."

Vivvyanne ForeverMore & Elijah Minnelli Want PIZZA!

At last Friday's SomeThing at the Stud in San Francisco, drag queens Vivvyanne ForeverMore and Elijah Minnelli performed this version of what's become a YouTube sensation: a slowed down version of the Olsen Twins's pizza song from a long-ago slumber party video. See the molasses-slow, stoner-friendly original video after the jump. [via Drag Slag]

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Whoa... Meta: Antoine Dodson Sings 'Hide Your Kids' at BET Awards

Talk about blow-your-mind, only-in-2010 bits of meta craziness: Antoine Dodson, you remember him? The homo in Alabama who so eloquently spoke out against rapists in his community, who then became a YouTube celebrity and those AutoTune-the-News guys decided to make a song out of his "hide your kids, hide your wife" bit? Well, they invited him to perform that song, which he didn't really write, per se, at the BET Awards. And everyone in the audience lost their damn minds.

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Porn Tech Support, via India

This latest vid from College Humor, albeit hetero-focused, stars Kunal Nayyar from TV's The Big Bang Theory. Yeah, we don't watch that either.

Pretty, Pretty Boy: Craigery Morgan

Well, that guy who does the excellent Kristen Wiig impression -- made all the more excellent by his excellently smooth and muscled torso -- has racked up over 2 million views on the 'tube. Turns out his name is Craigery Morgan, and he now has a Tumblr. We're guessing he's some kind of model-actor and is hoping this is a career-making moment. Perhaps it is. These are the times we live in... when a random Kristen Wiig impression and showing a little nipple can make you hugely internet famous.

Anyway, he has a few hot photos on his new Facebook fan page, and this is one of them. Click to enlarge. We really want to fuck him... just puttin that out there.

One more below, as well his other SNL spoof vid.

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Gaysian Performance Artist, or Something, Does 'It Gets Worse' Video

Obviously this isn't really meant for the teens, and someone had to do it. That someone's name is Philip Huang, and he seems to be an artist or something, and we think it's hilarious. "Someday you may find yourself a 35-year-old gay man... maybe you're unemployed... maybe your erections aren't as firm... maybe the best of life has passed you by." Then he breaks into "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" and tries to cut himself.

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Chatroulette Prankster Does 'Peacock' in Drag

Keepin it real for the Chatroulette pranksters of the world, YouTuberist Steve Kardynal spent 20 hours on the popular time-waster wearing a blue wig and various bikinis in order to compile this video. Enjoy, and also enjoy the many cute boys he inadvertantly found on the 'roulette...

TimBER, Y'all!

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Alabama Homo Gets AutoTuned

The clever boys at AutoTune the News have given us a present to cap off our day... they've taken our pal Antoine Dodson and autotuned his brilliant (and probably drunken) monologue about the rapist into a song.

Alabama Homo Saves Sister From Rapist

Yes, everyone, Antoine Dodson of Huntsville -- the Lincoln Park projects to be exact -- saved his sister from some random and probably drunk asshole who climbed up in her window and tried to get on her in the middle of the night. "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands!" he cries... and clearly that last part was meant to let us know that he hopes this rapist is bisexual and comes back for his willing ass. As Dlist puts it, "A star is born."

Jessica and Hunter Come to S.F.

Fag/fag-hag minstrels Jessica and Hunter are bringing their WeHo-mocking comedy routine to San Francisco this weekend at Wet & Wild. This isn't a party we'd normally go to, because honestly we don't understand what it's about, but we know there are some Jessica & Hunter fans out there, and this gives us an excuse to post this video in which they run into an "old friend" from high school outside Starbucks.

Cute Homo Reacts to Mel Gibson's Angry Racist Rant

Yeah. We're not big fans of people talking into the camera about pop culture/news events on YouTube, but we wouldn't mind finding this one on Grindr one of these days. Just sayin. Oh, but he's in Canada. [via The AntiTwink]

How Dirty Gays Do the Fourth

We can't figure out the provenance of this video, except that it comes from some kind of gay July 4th weekend benefit from a couple of years ago, we think somewhere in Northern California, called American Booty. This segment involves bodypaint, a pasty middle-aged gentleman, and Jimmy Hendrix's 'Star Spangled Banner.'

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Country Hip-Hop

Thank you Francois Sagat for finding this, and thank you House of Vader. Country Hip-Hop, the newest trend in line dancing.

Fundie Animal Porn, No Gay Stuff

From Upright Citizens Brigade comes this little piece of fun. To wit: "We country folk may not have a fancy education, but we do know that love is a beautiful thing, and ought to be between a man and a woman... OR, a woman and a male dog, or a woman and a majestic stallion, or a man and several naughty chickens."