Entries in random youtubery (60)
This hand-written list of the many Types of Bitches (e.g. ain't-got-no-ass bitches, dirty bitches, funky-lookin bitches) was found on the floor of a third-grade classroom in D.C., and here, porn star Colby Keller reads it all for us, in a sometimes too serious tone. [The Sword]
What's that you say? You don't believe that a bunch of guys in a room, dancing with their shirts off and making their dicks swing around to the music (under their shorts) is necessarily gay?
Now that facial hair's all the rage, we didn't realize there was a whole cottage industry of time-lapse mustache-growing videos on the 'Tubes. Here, a relatively cute guy reveals what his upper lip looks like after three months. It's not that pretty. After the jump, one more.
We really wish we weren't so enviably young and hadn't missed most of the 80s being in pre- and grade school, but thanks to YouTube, we can still revisit such lost C-grade classics as 1984's Gimme an F. It's a ripoff of every other dance movie ever made, but it came out the same year as Footloose and somehow this scene (poorly ripped from VHS because, well, this one ain't making it to DVD) with the stripping dancer/breakdancer is a lot sexier, no? Also, completely ridiculous. Is there a German word for ridiculous-but-sexy? [via Just Beautiful Men]
We don't remember the Ricky Lake Show being this dirty. But anyway, yeah. If anyone got lucky after this show, it was Muscle Man 1 & 2 possibly blowing each other out back. [via Nightcharm]
We've given no attention to this bit of YouTubery called 'Very Mary-Kate,' but since Mary-Kate Olsen is the closest thing we have to a gay man among the Full House cast (wait, did one of those kids come out? are we forgetting anyone?), and since this video features a shirtless man with an arguably decent body, we'll post it here. The Wall Street Journal just discovered actress Elaine Carroll's satiric impersonation of the more troubled Olsen twin, which grew out of an SNL screen test.
It's this editor's birthday this weekend, so excuse me if the posting on this l'il blog goes a little slowly. In honor of being a bicentennial baby, I'm dedicating this song to myself, from a 1976 Lawrence-Welk-ish show from the Soviet Union. Yes, this is appropriately cheery enough. Happy weekend, all. [via WOW, natch]
We're really sorry, fags, especially those of you who find yourselves frightened and/or paralyzed at the sight of female bodies. This video contains bare titties, and funny workout outfits, and great big pussies clad in ruffles and such. At 1:25, there is a tit getting flexed like a pec and flopping about of its own volition. In other words, this is an amazing internet find, and we hope you can open your gay minds enough to enjoy it, for camp value at least. [Everything Is Terrible]