Gay Porn Spoof: A Sean Cody Vid About Two Straight Buds, and Some Cat Hair

What happens when one straight bro decides to lint-brush off his buddy when he notices some cat hair on his ass? In the Sean Cody universe, sex! This is sort of an awkward little sketch that nonetheless made us chuckle, from the mind of some Canadian comedian named Ryan Steele. Do note, this video gets NSFW with some naked butts around the 1:40 mark. That just made you want to press play, didn't it? This guy's obviously kind of obsessed with the fake gay-for-pay realm, since he's also done a Bait Bus spoof. See it below.

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In Re: Gays Who Won't Take No For An Answer

This is, ostensibly, a funny re-enactment by an admittedly HOT straight boy describing something that happened to him in a store, in New York, just this week. It's a heartwarming holiday tale in which a completely insane (and quite possibly drunk) gay man tries first to subtly hit on him, finds out he's straight, and continues to press the issue and suggest they hang out sometime, even going so far as to use the line, "Oh, you drink water too?" Jesus Christ, fellow fags. Don't give us a bad name. And from the sound of it, this is a dude who would do the same thing no matter who it was rejecting him, gay or straight. He just thinks that if he presses long enough, he can save face, get a fake email at least, and go home and flagellate himself for a while before trying this trick again. [via Kenneth in the 212, who, btw, blames the victim]

Watch What Happens When You Microwave a Dildo

We're guessing that most of you gays out there aren't familiar with this very hetero-boy webshow called 'Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?' Host Jory Caron is a nerd-cute New Hampshire boy after our own hearts, and in this video, he and his pals try microwaving a dildo. But first, they have to "figure out what it is."