One Direction's Louis Tomlinson Sounds Snippy About BF Harry's 'Relationship' With Taylor Swift

You've no doubt heard the rumors that boy band twinks of the moment Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction are actually boyfriends. Tomlinson may have tried to quash those rumors earlier this year, for publicity's sake, but he's not doing so well at keeping the secret in this little interview snippet -- preserved forever as an animated gif — in which a reporter asks him to comment on Harry's new, much photographed romance with Taylor Swift. Ooo, gurl. [Sinister Lava via WOW]

And Now, Uncensored Pics of Hot Olympic Divers David Boudia, Nick McCrory, and Tom Daley

What gives, NBC? Why did you have to constantly put that score bar in front of hot twink British diver Tom Daley's crotch every time he hit the shower during the men's synchronized diving finals last night?? He's actually quite well endowed for a twink, and the censorship was totally unnecessary and dare we say prudish. Also, American diver David Boudia, who with his loving partner Nick McCrory took home the bronze last night, was quite well hung himself. Observe, below. 

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Trailer Trash: Hollywood 201, A Reality Show About Obnoxious Twink Porn Stars

For some of you (old perverts), the idea of being in a house like this surrounded by oversexed, barely of-age boys screeching, vogueing, and fucking each other 24-7 might sound like a dream. To us, it sounds like the next step in the gays' fast descent into complete and horrific heterosexual-reality-show trashiness -- not to mention hell on earth.

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Two Jersey Twinks Achieve World's Longest Continuous Kiss

This sounds like total torture to us, but Matty Daley and Bobby Canciello of the College of New Jersey earned a place in the Guinness World Records today by kissing for 33 continous hours, while standing, in a public venue. Naturally, the live-streamed it. The craziest part? They're not even boyfriends. They're friends. Bobby had to get permission from his boyfriend before embarking on the endeavor. But yeah, clearly, after hour 1, it's not sexual anymore. They each did some kind of cleanse beforehand, to prepare, but it's unclear how they stayed hydrated or how they peed. [Gawker]

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