We bring you this new video from British drag group The Supreme Fabulettes primarily because porn hottie Johnny Hazzard is a featured guest, and it was written and directed by Boy George, for what that's worth. It's your standard drag parody situation, but this time with a Western theme. The song is called "A Drag Queen is a Cowboy's Best Friend."
We could probably save the feds $1.5 million by sharing with them the simple fact that men continue to lust for other man long after they're coupled up, whilst lesbians cozy up by the fire with bags of Doritos and documentaries forevermore. But it seems that the National Institutes of Health is funding a study to look into the biological and social factors involved with obesity among lesbians, which stands in stark contrast to the body obsessiveness of the gays — all except for a segment of suburban gays who would prefer to identify as lesbians, and enjoy their Doritos. [CNSNews]
We don't know what happened here. We understand that Perez has spent several years getting all in shape and stuff, and lord knows the lady's never had a lick of taste. But sweet Jesus. It's like they sent him through a Paleo machine and he came out the other side this hideous lizard faerie from Greek mythology. He's like some post-apocalyptic cyborg with Eddie Munster's hairline and the worst outfit he could find in the clearance bin at Fred Segal. And is that an enormous pinkie ring? But hey, nice abs, Perez! Way to go. And OUT has declared him one of their "100 Most Eligibile Bachelors." Because he has abs now, obvi. [OUT]
UPDATE: Dear god in heaven he's a father now too.
In New York, a loud and proud homosexual in a fur hat shouted down an ignorant asshole who was roaming subway cars and spouting some hateful horseshit, and a bunch of New Yorkers applauded. It's a pretty amusing sequence as they try to out-shout each other, and the gay dude keeps screaming, "False prophet! False prophet! Get thee gone!" and the "preacher" dude says shit like "Michael Jackson died because was gay," and "I'm gonna tell Obama that gay is wrong." [via Towle]
Apologies to those who may have caught this one already, but here's another of Andrew Christian's high-production-value viral video ads, this time featuring the gay version of every straight man's schoolgirl fantasy. This one has a lot of jock straps, and features Pandora Boxxx as an Elmers Glue-sniffing nun. It doubles as an ad for Jeffrey Sanker's White Party in Palm Springs, which is coming up at the end of March (ahem, we won't be there, and it's a horror show, but thanks anyway for the vid).
Amazingly precocious YouTube wunderkind Lohanthony, who is certainly fey but, smartly, doesn't care to answer the gay question on camera because he remains WAY underage, has just posted the latest installment of Ask Lohanthony. And it's pretty amazing. The Massachusetts-born performer will, for obvious reasons, go far. We hope it just doesn't lead him to being a commentator on Access Hollywood, or something equally awful. Keep it realy, Anthony! Don't let them turn you into a puppet, gurl. Oh, and stay in school.
Intrepid lady reporter Damiana Garcia (a.k.a. Michael Lucid) has a new episode of the Damiana Files featuring Drew Droege (a.k.a. the internet's Chloe Sevigny) and Sam Pancake in character for their improvisational show Strong Choices. It's a comedy, obviously, about a couple of self-help therapists who are anything but therapeutic.
Over in France, where gay people are allowed to marry, there's been backlash from conservative politicians who are seeking to strip away the right. Two weeks ago there was a large protest against gay marriage, and yesterday saw a huge counter-protest which included the breasty vignette above. An estimated 63% of French people support marriage equality, but it goes to show the fight does not end with a single law.
Jeff Stryker. He is/was an animal. Look at his furry fucking face. "Have you ever had someone tongue-fuck your face?" he asks. We dare say we have not. Anyway, this is just a lot of talk (it actually takes him a full minute even to start talking, while he just stares seductively into the lens), b-roll from his prison-centric porn from the 80s, the name of which escapes us right now. It was rediscovered by Everything Is Terrible, which loves everything as terrible and VHS-corny as this. [Everything Is Terrible]
Thank the lord, Justin Vivian Bond has returned to YouTube and is doing a very Kiki-esque schtick here about recent events, including Sandy Hook and Jodie Foster's "coming out." We thought we'd never hear her dry delivery of the words "ladies and gentlemen" again. Yay.
This is, hands down, the hottest photo of a shirtless dude we have stared at in many moons. That semi he's got there (which may not even be a semi) made us fall off our chair. Good god. Will we ever touch anything so hot without paying for it? Probably not. But a boy can dream. [Gay HUNK]
Update: How silly of us. That is, of course, Bel Ami star Pavel Navotny, and this is a still from a video called Pavel Navotny's Water Games. More NSFW goodness below.